Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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