she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
