Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Randomize
