I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
there was a trapeze. enough said
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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