Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
are you so shy because you have an std?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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