his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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