Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Pooping to opera.
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