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The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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