can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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