I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
How naked do you want me to be?
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