I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
as a side note pls kill me
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