Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she told me i tasted like america
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
