You really coming over, don't trick.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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