It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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