I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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