did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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