Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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