I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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