YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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