have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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