did you get engaged???
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Randomize
