Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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