she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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