I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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