If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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