She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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