Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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