did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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