it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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