She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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