On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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