Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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