That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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