You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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