just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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