Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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