we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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