he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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