i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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