STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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