Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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