when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Just puked most of my soul out..
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