i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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