The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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