Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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