there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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