I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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