...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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