if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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