if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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