Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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