i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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